Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The truth about Cats and Dogs


Watching Top of the Pops 2 at Big Nana's.
Shakin' Stevens come on.
"Eee. 'es now a Muslim Leader 'e is", declares Big Nana.
After a five minute Royle Family type silence on the sofa, our own Craig Cash (Drew) says "Aren't you thinking of Cat Stevens?".
Silence. Tumbleweed rolls across the lounge floor.

9 witty and incisive ripostes:

oyebilly said...

Not just any Muslim but a Muslim Leader.

Some people get all the luck.

Geoff said...

It's Shaky hour here and at mine!

Shaky is a cool cat, though.

john.g. said...

Shaky=too much ale!

KAZ said...

I'm sure it was Alvin Stardust.
Wasn't it?

Z said...

That's splitting hairs. I'm on Big Nana's side.

Tim Footman said...

No! Alvin Stardust is now the Bishop of Lincoln.

And Dave Bartram out of Showaddywaddy is the Chief Rabbi of Montenegro.

Vicus Scurra said...

Aren't you thinking of Even Stevens, the latest overused and irritating phrase used by cricket commentators on Sky Sports. I wasn't thinking of it, but I am now, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Have a lovely christmas. I am going to be chatting to your vet about snipping.

Richard said...

Actually, Rowan Williams plays Noddy Holder in Dave Hill's Slade.

Murph said...

Billy: He still has to be jealous of "Remember you're a Womble".

Geoff: You've morphed him with Bryan (Cardiff) Ferry.

JohnG: You should know!

Kaz: Didn't he sing "My Googa Jew"?

Z: There's room on her sofa.

Tim: You've been on Wikipedia again haven't you.

Vicus: I thought Even Stevens was another name for Drew?

Richard: Yow'm roit thoyre m'duck. He's got the sideboards too.